WHAT IS THIS?!?!?

Welcome to the badass game. The badass game is a simple game that will solve the age-old question, "Who is most badass person ever to exist?"

How Does It Work?!?!

The idea is based on the principles of badass. Everybody knows that if you level the playing field, the most badass will rise to the top, while the weak will drop like flies.

As a result, we measure badass in "badass points." Badass points are absolutely free. They can be given or taken away in any quantity, at any time, by anybody. We reckon that we'll eventually figure out who or what is the most badass that ever was.

That's stupid! If badass points are free, I can just give myself as many badass points as I want, and I'll win!

Okay... if you think it's that easy to win, go ahead and prove it.

Something's not working right

Possible. Our team of scientists (one of which is a dolphin) have to divide their time between calibrating the badass game and their duties at Audience of Two's puzzle corner. Right now the Badass Game is in "late beta", which means we've got a bunch of great new stuff coming our way before we can die happy.

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How do I give points?

The surefire way is it type in a bunch of numbers in the box on a person's page labeled "Points". Spelling some stuff works, but no guarantees.

What are teams?

They're not good for a lot right now, but just wait for it. You may soon find that team warfare soon replaces the usual badass tactics. For now, you can start building up your teams.

What is ?

That's a point bomb. It instantly and swiftly eradicates all a person's badass points (even negative badass points.) It's so ruthless it should be banned, but badass doesn't care.